Stuff I'm Going to do During the Summer

So instead of doing work like I know myself I should be doing, I'm going to waste some time dreaming about free time. I feel as if I should point out the idiocy of this. But, let's face it, you probably already guessed it was idiotic.

Anyway, in my head it is a place where I have skipped past exams and results and any outstanding work I may or may not have, and go straight to the free time. It's a simpler, happier place. For one thing, Bugs Bunny is president of the universe and everybody speaks like Elmer Fudd. I'm getting off topic.

Top of my list of things to do during the summer is to completely mess up my sleeping pattern. Oh yeah! Stay up until 2/3 in the morning and get up at 2/3 in the afternoon. Of course this is all provided I don't get a job *shiver* Working during the summer? What kind of sick weirdo does that?

Next is watch a lot of DVD box sets. Like How I Met Your Mother, Sherlock, Supernatural, Gavin and Stacey and of course, the ever popular, Doctor Who. No I'm not sad and spend all my time watching TV, but it's the summer. Lots of free time *super happy smiley face*

Learn to drive! That's a big one. It's getting too close to exams for me to actually want to start now but all I have to do is find a decent driving instructor and get my theory test over and done with. To be honest, I'm not overly fussed about driving. I mean, I happily walk everywhere anyway. Buuuut I suppose it's something I should learn how to do anyway.

I am going to raid the Classics section in Waterstones this summer and go mental. I took a BBC list of books challenge thing on Facebook and I had only read 11 of 100 books it said I should definitely read. But if I want to do journalism, It would probably look good if I read these.

Learn to talk to animals. It's something i have always wanted to do but I never got round to doing it. That and learning to fly. Lots of planning involved. Friggen logistics.

Really it doesn't matter what I'm going to do during the summer, only what I'm going to do if I don't get out of school quickly. I'm serious! People will get hurt. At least one will die and there will be several counts of collateral damage to my name. Oh yes children, the urge to throw a chair through a window grows stronger by the day. One day I'm just going to snap and start throwing stuff everywhere. And in the years to come I'll have my own room which they will constantly restock with chairs for me to throw. I could be the main attraction of the school. I could retire early with the money I would be making even though my school is badly in debt right now and isn't about to pay someone enough to retire. But hey at least we still have our file paper...oh what's that? We don't?....oh my... Maybe I could buy a house. With steel reinforced glass windows. I would never break a thing in my house. And I would live happily ever after with my schizophrenia and lack of chairs

....My, that got out of hand