Annoying people are annoying

From the title you can probably guess that I do not like annoying people. Maybe that's just me. However they usually put me in a bad mood. For instance, I was at the cinema today and the room was practically empty when we got there. Even when everybody had got there, there were maybe 14 or 15 total. These 2 people came in and decided:

"Hey you know what would be cool?

What's that?

If we sat next to a complete stranger when there are plenty of other empty aisles to choose from.

*gasp* That's brilliant, and I've got an idea as well

What's that?

Lets bring...wait for it....

I'm waiting.

Lets bring our MC DONALD'S WITH US!!

........Sheer unadulterated genius"

I mean seriously. My god. It's a well known feeling that in the cinema, nobody wants to sit next to somebody they don't know. Why must they go and wreck the system. And that wasn't even the worst part. I mean they finished their food pretty quickly so the smell didn't linger. No. The worst part was when the film actually started. One of them quickly revealed that they had never heard tell of the concept of whispering. And she was a questioner. Goddammit I hate questioners. My little sister's one. Remember the one that was part of the gang I talked about a few days ago. The voracious high spirited annoyances. Now I love my sister I really do. But she asks a hell of a lot of questions! And she has an annoying habit of walking in on the tail end of conversations and asked a question that requires me to go through the whole conversation again.

Anyway. The cinema talker people. She wasn't just a talker. When something happened that was kind of funny, the one closest to me (the most annoying is always closest to me. My bloody luck) would wait a few seconds, comment, wait another moment, then laugh.

We went to see Due Date. Not a bad movie but that's not what I'm talking about. There was a part where the main guy got shot in the leg. In her exact words she said:

Did he just get shot in the leg...............hehehehehe.

Now that laugh may read quite sweet and cute. But it wasn't! I can promise you.
I may or may not have mentioned that I can be a bad, cruel mean person. These things are all true. But in person I'm actually very nice and pleasant and very easy to be around. Just ask any of the 3 people that can stand to be around me.

Again I feel I should use the animal comic relief system as this post was just a massive bitching session so here you go: