The Ridiculousness that is Charlie Sheen

There are many things that annoy me. I never expected a show on Comedy Central that wasn't Everybody Loves Raymond to be one of those things.
Charlie Sheen, a long time drug addict not to mention wife beater, has caused the cancellation of the hit show that made him $1.8 million per episode, Two and a Half Men. This was due to an argument he had with his bosses at CBS which he has blown out of proportion to a $320 million law suit against them. It's funny because the man seems oblivious that to the fact that the world is most definitely NOT on his side.

When asked what he felt about claims that he was bi-polar, Sheen responded with:

I'm bi-winning, you know? I win here and I win there

Tool.

Sheen's quotable mess of the English language has been spread about the Internet like an inebriated party girl with an STD, with phrases such as:

I'm on something right now, it's called Charlie Sheen

and

I had a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain

being the most popular. But my favourite has to be:

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' Rock Star from Mars

The dude obviously has serious issues. He actually said:

Touch my children and I will eat your hands of your arms

But he gets away with it because hes rich and famous. As you would expect, talented auto tune artists have turned these into songs. However this video is my favourite. It isn't him auto tuned, but it is a video where a guy has taken the words he said and made them into a song of his own. Its really good and definitely worth watching:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boF3x7RBJOk

 To be honest, I was never really a fan of the show anyway and it makes me visit naughty giggle town to hear that it has been cancelled because of this guy who believes himself to be better than people when he is the laughing stock of the world. This is further reinforced in my mind after I watched his interview. Here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Every sentence of his makes me cringe. For his sake I hope he stays off the drugs. Not because I care for the idiot, but because the world will not let him forget about that interview if even one thing he said doesn't hold true.

But then again he is bi-winning so who am I to criticise...