Spitting?!?! Really?!

So I'm walking home from school on Monday when your typical chavy ballymena "lad" strolls past me, getting his strut on, you know, as they do. I'm listening to my iPod silently judging, as I do, and the guy just spits to his side. This left me wondering:

WHY??

Do you have a medical problem, I thought to myself, where your saliva accumulates far too quickly and it must be expelled from the mouth? Are you really hungry and are currently thinking of bacon sandwiches?

Or (more likely) are you just in fact a GIANT douche?

I think we all know the answer.

I mean what is the appeal? I'm genuinely curious. I can't even think of excuses that are even vaguely plausible. I mean every thirty steps this guy would evacuate his mouth of it's gooey inhabitants. It was a nauseating, sordid experience.

It's nice to see I'm such a well adjusted person, you know, not letting the little things bother me.