They could make you go crazy. Or become more like me. Some would argue that to be a bad thing. Something to be terrified of. Does that make this blog an act of terrorism?
Anyway that's pointless and irrelevant. The point of this blog is....
...um
......oh oh oh I got it. I have two modules to do this week and that depresses me. So what cheers me up? Tricking people into reading the absurdity, the delirium, and any other four syllable words that are synonymous with insanity that resides in this blog.
Although, on the subject of pointlessness, irrelevance and randomosity (the point has spiralled wildly out of control and at this point, I'm just riffing) watch these videos. They are hilarious if you have that kind of sense of humour. You will not, however, enjoy it if you like order, well planned jokes, satirical comedy or wear a suit. That last part isn't exactly integral but a business man wears a suit and I have never met a business man who could have been a comedian. Of course if you are a boring person like that, then what the hell are you reading this for.
Go plan a spreadsheet for your businesses annual sales revenue or something
Anyway, here are the links to the videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKB4h9gvmm0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY6tCnu-1Do
Moving on, I just wanted to profess my excitement at the multitude of countries I've reached even though chances were they didn't actually read anything.
There's:
- The UK
- The US
- Slovenia
- Germany
- Austrailia
- France
- Serbia
- Taiwan
- South Africa
- Croatia
- Singapore
- Denmark
- Russia (In soviet Russia, Blog reads YOU....I had to say it. Don't judge me)
- Austria
- India
- Sweden
- And the one that started it all, Malaysia.
Which, like one big circle-y, object thing that leads me all the way back to school.
The bane of my existence. A necessary evil. Although I'm inclined to think that nothing this evil is necessary. Modules destroy my brain and if I concentrate, I can actually feel a constant pressure headachey thing at all times. I've come to the conclusion that this is either something living in my head trying to break its way out, oooooor a serious mental condition yeno whatever.
Regardless, I shall stumble my way through the dark tunnel of horrible horrors that is my A-levels until I reach the light at the end of the tunnel. No that isn't a death threat of heading toward the light. The light is a metaphor, silly!
The light is when everything I've dreamt of comes true. Successful journalist, no tests, Monies and the destruction of the Disney channel. Hopefully that last one comes about at my own hands. But dreams don't always come true.
With my luck, Disney Channel will be around until the end of time.
Oh how I despise it.
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