Stereotypes make me laugh when others get in trouble for them

We were sitting in business studies today and we were asked why Ford might advertise at a football match. A guy, we'll call him The Idiot Who Never Stops Talking Even When He Is Just Digging A Huge Cavernous Grave For Himself From Which He Will Never Return. He said that because it was mainly men at football matches and men were usually the breadwinners who buy cars.


If looks could kill Conor The Idiot Who Never Stops Talking Even When He Is Just Digging A Huge Cavernous Grave For Himself From Which He Will Never Return would have spontaneously combusted. And after he said that, he wouldn't stop. It was sheer word vomit. The teacher asked him to stay behind because he had hugely offended her.

Oh Idiot Who Never Stops Talking Even When He Is Just Digging A Huge Cavernous Grave For Himself From Which He Will Never Return, you slay me.


But it got me thinking about other stereotypes. Like all Irish people are drinkers, teenagers are all mischievous trouble-makers and Americans are all fat. I have an English script to write and as i mentioned in an earlier post i am an extreme procrastinator and so to kill time I'm going to shoot down these stereotypes one at a time.

1. The Irish drinker thing. It has recently came to my attention that there is some statistic or other that says Irish people consume more alcohol that any other nation. this doesn't help my case at all. However it just isn't true. We don't all drink. That's sheer insane stupidity. I mean if every Irish person drank, then there would be no designated drivers to take the completely inebriated home. And I'm sure bartenders aren't allowed to be drunk on the job. You gotta think smart people.

2. The teenagers thing? Come on. I'm a teenager my self 2 months away from my 17th birthday. Soon I'll be driving (hopefully) and I'll be going to university (even more hopefullier). I have a hoodie and i wear it...wait for it.......IN PUBLIC :O i know right? scary. Gangly guys and girls wearing comfortable jumpers, which are just the coziest, around other human beings. The nerve. I bet you'd never see a six year old kid giving an old lady a dirty look or building a stereotype because they have grey hair or carry a handbag.
And each teenager has their own crippling issues ranging from

WHY DON'T PEOPLE LIKE ME

To

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY OH I'M SO HAPPY EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M ECSTATIC FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON. I'M SO HAPPY

I call these people the voracious high spirited annoyances. Oh my how they annoy me. My own sister is one. Always singing singing singing and watching frigging Disney channel which, i won't lie has maybe 2 good/ semi decent shows on it. Phineas and Ferb being the best.
Mmmm pénne. Dinner time= happy time. Any way where was i? Teenagers. Nasty creatures. Glad I'm not one. Ive often been described as a grouchy old man in the body of a strapping teenage boy. Moral of the story. All teenagers are evil and no matter what they say , if they are wearing a hoodie they are almost guaranteed to attack you either verbally or physically. Except for me. Because i am only a teenager because my mind is too mature for my body. And because when i wear a hoodie. I make it look good.

And Finally number 3 the All Americans are fat thing. The only reason this is thought is because McDonald's is widely available in the every state in America. The Americans have brought so many different, not to mention brilliant, things to the world. Now whilst i am sure they exist i am only 16 and while my behaviour may be matured, i cannot think of what they have created for us. Plus i am FAR too lazy to research this kind of thing for a blog. But rest assured that these AMERICAN creations exist
FIRST MAN ON THE MOON. HA that one just came to me. Well yeah Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were the first men on the moon. American men at that.
In the words of Toby Turner "This is the laziest blog series ever."
That may be true, i don't know I'm too lazy to find out.