I'm well known to be absolutely rubbish with horror films. My friends take great pleasure in pointing out the time we went to see
The Crazies and at a particularly tense moment i
jokingly said "I can't take this anymore" and ran to the toilet. Intended as a joke, that moment became the bane of my social existence. They won't let it go. Well look who's laughing now guys. We went to see
Paranormal Activity 2 which
is completely crap I'm sure took a lot of effort on the part of many hard-working individuals and is just not to my taste. And they WET themselves whilst i sat there cool,calm and collected systematically taking the piss out of them. Chris, one of my mates, was curled up in a ball next to me and Dave (another mate) and i tortured him by shaking him at the tense moments.
Honestly i feel ecstatic, because one of their main reasons for going to horror films was to ridicule me about the fear on my face. This film nearly sent me to sleep. And when i wasn't trying to sleep i was laughing at the ridiculousness of the scenarios (Pool Cleaner of Disaster and the Disorganised Basement of No Return). I feel soooo superior right now.
Best Horror film experience EVER
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